Mandate Turkeys

Hear all that cackling?That is more turkeys than the pen can handle. Get too many fowl at one time and disease spreads easily , the whole flock may get the Bird Flu. We have an over abundance of turkeys so somebody get a bucket of water because the axe is sharp and The Stump is going to get bloody. 

            

     Did you listen to the birds calling that B.A.S.S. was going to mandate term limits? It did not happen.

 

     Gobbling that B.A.S.S. was going to mandate club officers be Nation only? Didn't fly.

 

     Cutting that B.A.S.S. would mandate state by-laws. Nothing.   

    

     Clucking that B.A.S.S. was going to mandate state sponsorships? FLW did.

 

     Chirping that B.A.S.S. was pulling the Federation's 5 Classic slots? Now it's 6.

 

     Oh yes, I hear those Rumour Turkeys starting to cackle and gather a flock that the TBF is falling apart and FLW is backing out.

 

     And I see all the other little chickens pecking at the federation feed while the Mandate Turkeys were scratching and the Rumour Turkeys are fanning.

 

     Plenty of birds to go around with lots of juicy white meat,but I really like these Mandate Turkeys.I just can't figure out why they stick their necks out so far.Does make for easy butchering. 

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